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Black Moon rising: Safe from the Triffids, but here comes Jesus Trump

Ben Hamilton
September 30th, 2016


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Another lunar phenomenon has all the conspiracy theorists doing their nut, and you should be afraid too according to the Daily Express

Now, is he on the dark side of the moon, or is this just Black Moon day? (photo: public-domain-image.com)

At the start of John Wyndham’s sc-ifi novel ‘The Day of the Triffids’, an apocalyptic meteor shower turns the whole world blind. It’s a nice idea, but we can’t imagine a Danish TV production company snapping up the rights.

“It’s far too cloudy,” they would say. “If you want bright lights at night, head to Norway. There’s a reason why we reinvented noir.”

Black as night, black as coal
But for once there’s a lunar phenomenon tonight that doesn’t require clear skies. A ‘Black Moon’ is the second occurrence of a new moon in a calendar month. It occurs when the side of the moon we can normally see gets caught in Earth’s shadow.

So it’s there, but you can’t see it, which makes it very dark indeed. Tonight’s Black Moon will reach its fullest darkness at 12:11.

Foretelling of the Donald?
As an added bonus, tonight’s Black Moon is being linked to the apocalypse – or as it’s known stateside: the US presidential election – due to its proximity with a solar eclipse on September 1 and the red moon on September 16.

Conspiracy theorists are warning that Jesus Christ is coming – or even worse,  Donald Trump?

Thank Jehovah for the Daily Express
A version of the Bible cited by Signs of the End Times claims the Gospel of Matthew warns: “Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken.”

But don’t worry as British newspaper the Daily Express has some reassuring news.

“However, scientists say there is nothing to fear, and the Earth will carry on as normal during and after the Black Moon,” it wrote at the end of its fear-mongering report.

Amen, and thank Jehovah for that.


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Moreover, 21 percent of those surveyed admitted to medicating their kids with paracetamol, such as Panodil, before sending them to school.

The FOLA parents’ organisation is shocked by the findings.

“I think it is absolutely crazy. It simply cannot be that a child goes to school sick and plays with lots of other children. Then we are faced with the fact that they will infect the whole institution,” said FOLA chair Signe Nielsen.

Pill pushers
At the Børnehuset daycare institution in Silkeborg a meeting was called where parents were implored not to bring their sick children to school.

At Børnehuset there are fears that parents prefer to pack their kids off with a pill without informing teachers.

“We occasionally have children who that they have had a pill for breakfast,” said headteacher Susanne Bødker. “You might think that it is a Panodil more than a vitamin pill, if it is a child who has just been sick, for example.”

Parents sick and tired
Parents, when confronted, often cite pressure at work as a reason for not being able to stay at home with their children.

Many declare that they simply cannot take another day off, as they are afraid of being fired.

Allan Randrup Thomsen, a professor of virology at KU, has heavily criticised the parents’ actions, describing the current situation as a “vicious circle”.

“It promotes the spread of viruses, and it adds momentum to a cycle where parents are pressured by high levels of sick-leave. If they then choose to send the children to daycare while they are still recovering, they keep the epidemic going in daycares, and this in turn puts a greater burden on the parents.”